Tuesday, January 30, 2007

Just in case you thought I was ALL sweetness and light



Boy am I ever cranky- which goes to show I am way behind the times because apparently January 22nd is supposed to be the most 'depressed' day of the year. I always miss the trends.


Nevertheless......since Britain is (or was, now that Crappy Celebrity Big Brother is over) in the news due to the hate and racism here, I thought I would join in the action.


Except the only races I hate are motor races and marathons (as any sane person would!)


So I will just talk about my current pet peeves. These are numerous:




Cats that bring birds into your bed at night.




People who eat off the back of forks- what is that about? LOOK AT THE SHAPE! IT'S FOR SCOOPING! ( I stole this pic from Woodlans Junior school's webiste- this is wrong as well.)




When you tell someone about your cat bringing a half-dead bird into your bed, the 100 stories about all the damn pets they have ever had. NEVER tell a cat- lover any pet story. You'll never get out.




Well, that's not too bad, looking at it. In act, I feel alot better for getting it off my chest.




This is probably a bad time to tell all the people who read this that you can now comment if you don't have a blog. That means Aubrey and Rita, Claire and Simon, Natalie, Amy, the Cranmers, etc etc. NO cat lover stories. I don't care about your cats.

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

Here's a comment just to prove that we do read your blog!

Jen said...

woohoo! Hello to all, big kiss for my sweetie L

Anonymous said...

Hello Jen,
I love the Boff the Hoft game.
> O <
WOW ! WOW! thanks !
jiun may

Jen said...

Oh Juin May- so nice to see you on the blog!!!!

Anonymous said...

Oh how I love my vicarious Jen fix … I do believe that if you take your cat lovers and their ‘cute’ stories and put it to song you will have a hit and it will sell of the shelves.

You could follow it up with a cute storybook and that will lead to a syndicated comic strip.

Which, of course, would mean that you could work at home and be an eccentric artiste!

Jen said...

who dat?

Anonymous said...

Ya know, it's hard to be a blog stalker if I have to identify myself ... that's part of the whole anonymous thing ...

However, I don't want you thinking you have a creeper lurking about ... I'll admit I am one of the Ontario Cranmer's ... and for a wee clue ... your mom is the best! As, of course, are you.

Hope all is well

Jen said...

Ah, Toni- Hello! Nice to see you here!