One, why do we have toenails? They are the stupidest part of the human body.
And two- why is there no house numbered 13 on our street? I just realised this after the people at number 15 lost their cat. Then I tried to figure out where their house was- it is where number 13 should be. So, number 15 is unlucky, right? Because it is the 13th house! Stupid planners. Would somebody not BUY the house called number 13? Stupid, stupid, stupid.
somebody answer these questions.
5 comments:
I've never seen a number 13 house on ANY street...I think it's always left out, but you're right, it's dumb!
Calm down!!
Did you ever get off an elevator at the 13th floor of a building? Same thing!
I am going to surprise everyone, I lived at a house in Glasgow that was a no. 13 for almost 10 years with my parents and brother. My mum lived there for a grand total of some 23 years before moving away to Ayr. We all loved it and actually never thought about it being no. 13. But then my Dad was born on the 13th Dec so as far as he and all of us thought, 13 was a lucky number! Elaine (Mae's Auntie in Edinburgh!)
see, now that is good- why pick on 13? let's start ostracising number 2 (it's the poop number after all!!)
Jen
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